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A Mind That Suits
What doesn't kill me, makes me laugh... usually.
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Thursday, February 05, 2004 :::
This just in. And please do not be grossed out.
For a calmer discussion of this, and Peggy Noonan's invaluable comment, please scroll down.
A flip through the egregious Us magazine at Ye Olde Local Newsstand revealed a picture of what most normal males have been referring to, mistakenly, as Janet Jackson's "pastie." Indeed, it turns out to have been a "sun-shaped nipple decoration." In fact, a sun-shaped collar that fits around the, um, peak, with a pin that goes through it.
EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
The pictures do indeed show how incredibly fake it was, and Ms. Noonan quotes a pre-game press release from CBS that promised something shocking, so it was not just our youthful and used-to-be-youthful publicity seekers, but a whole corporation worth of them.
Which makes reading Ms. Noonan's column--which can be found here--all the more important. See further comments below.
::: posted by A Mind That Suits at 5:21 PM
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